stop slacking, dustin

Greg what are you doing?! They're kids!!

Couple questions... Is the easy escape window above the garage in a child's bedroom? That tree looks no good for tp, what gives? Work is a little unpredictable this time of year but I hope to make it.

How are all you Americans spending this evening, being a national holiday and all that?

This is Meme Pirate, taking over for tonight.... You know the rules, follow them even if I don’t! Yarrrr! Edit: in my rush to post, I missed chances to make more pirate jokes, here are a few of my regrets... - 🏴‍☠️ there’s an emoji! how simple, yet I overlooked it! - Easy literary references to make myself appear smart... Dread Pirate Meme, etc. Again, easy! - Also I could have said “I’m now Captain of SS Meme”, another easy one I missed!

Snapchat with an interesting new diversion... I dub myself Jennifer Traniston

American Ninja Warrior season is here! It makes me want to get up and sing “It’s the most wonderful time of the year”, and I don’t sing. Sadly tonight it was interrupted by severe weather coverage but we will catch it via streaming. We don’t get too into TV shows as a family, but everyone’s excitement is palpable when it’s time to watch ANW. Any other fans?

Meme night! Flat Ambre needs your memes, but remember the usual rules: keep it 2D, everyone!

Ill be out of town, but here’s a dank meme